today at the yankees game,

i taught justin ...

1) the lyrics to the song " welcome to the jungle "
2) how to wave your hands in the ay-er like you just don't cay-re
3) how to say " gay rod chooooked "






and, 4) the art of giving a wet willie

too bad they don't sell sunflower seeds at the stadium .  the kids are really good at spitting those out .