today is my assistants first day of work .
she says to me, "you know, you look just like michelle kwan..."

i'm going to fire her ass .

i couldn't find too many comparison pics ... this was the best i could do .

i know, i know .  she has a better body and a better leotard ...


... and a better nose ....

... and a better pose .

 



i suck  !!!!