and you wondered where i got all my bitchin' moves from ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bknnnvNf7xQ
February 15, 2007
December 15, 2006
September 5, 2006
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me likie take pit-chaaaa
oops, that last one doesn't belong there . that's me posing for a pit-chaaaa !!
mo' moving this weekend . i think everyone is moved in ... FINALLY !!
had a small welcome to asstoria dinner party, although for the most part,
i had no idea what the heck i was eating . if it wasn't for mcdonalds,
we would've been eating in complete darkness . didn't need music because
the lovely NW provided some awesomely loud city sounds . we could've
used a bigger table and some mo' chairs though ...
1.5 day week -- HOLLERATION !!
July 17, 2006
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today at the yankees game,
i taught justin ...
1) the lyrics to the song " welcome to the jungle "
2) how to wave your hands in the ay-er like you just don't cay-re
3) how to say " gay rod chooooked "







and, 4) the art of giving a wet willie
too bad they don't sell sunflower seeds at the stadium . the kids are really good at spitting those out .
May 19, 2006
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ooh ... these just came through !!
5/19/06 9:50am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:50 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
it must be hoax emails. ask your network staff to deinfective cleaning.
________________________
10:08am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 10:08 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Don't know who you are and don't know anything about the HIV testing!
_______________________
[ i love how the asian american health conference went from conference to asian HIV meeting to HIV testing haha ]
10:14am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 10:14 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Please stop sending me e-mail messages. Take me off your list permanently if necessary. This is becoming a major inconvenience.
___________________________
10:36am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 10:36 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
i don't even know who you are and why you're getting mail from me!!!!
________________________
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email wars !
a mass email was sent out last thursday regarding an asian american health conference . emails on the listserve included persons from a number of prestigous health organizations and healthcare facilities across the country .
however, the listserve was set up such that a reply to the email sends to ALL persons on the listserve . "out of office" messages began generating automatic replies to the mass email and pandomonium ensued !
5/11/06
3:53pm -- mass email sent
5:17pm
From :
Sent :
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:17 PM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
Out of Office AutoReply: Conference Reminder!
I am currently out of the office. I will return Monday, 05/15/2006. I will be checking email periodically.
__________________________
5:17pm
From :
Sent :
Thursday, May 11, 2006 5:17 PM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
Out of Office AutoReply: Conference Reminder!
I will be out of the office until May 18, 2006. Please contact Joe Shmoe by e.mail at joeshmoe@imashmoe.com or call 212- 555-0000
_______________________
6:05pm
From :
Sent :
Thursday, May 11, 2006 6:05 PM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
Ivana Youngman is out of the office.
I will be out of the office starting 05/08/2006 and will not return until 05/12/2006.
If you need immediate assistance, please call or email My Bitch (mybitch@someorg.org or 732-555-0000).
__________________________
that was last week .
then, another reminder email regarding the conference was sent out yesterday . soon after, more automated "out of office" replies ...
5/18/06
4:02pm
From :
Sent :
Thursday, May 18, 2006 4:02 PM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
Jack Bauer is out of the office.
I will be out of the office starting 05/12/2006 and will not return until 05/22/2006.
Please contact (518) 555-0000 if you need immediate assistance.
__________________________
i hadn't read any of these replies, since i automatically deleted them from my box . but you can imagine how annoying this was becoming for others ...
after a barrage of automated messages, the first real response ...
5/18/06 4:02pm
From :
Sent :
Thursday, May 18, 2006 4:02 PM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Please unsubscribe me from this list.
__________________________
this morning, things became personal .
5/19/06
7:51am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 7:51 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
stop sending your messages
_________________________
9:37am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:37 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
What's going on? I never sent any message to you. There must be something wrong in your system. I ever got you invitation for Asian HIV Meeting.
__________________________
9:38am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:38 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Please omit my name from your mailing list.
Thank you.
__________________________
9:45am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:45 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Who are you? I do not send you any mail. I delete all that useless information. So I am asking you not to rude.
__________________________
9:46am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:46 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
Are you writing to me?? I haven't sent you anything. I think there's some glitch happening.
__________________________
9:49am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
i have no idea.
i don't know why i am getting these "out of office" emails from your office.
Who is Jack Bauer??
__________________________
9:55am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:55 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
THERE MUST BE A VIRUS GOING AROUND ..I HAVE NOT SENT YOU ANY E-MAILS.WILL INVESTIGATE
___________________________
10:06am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
I don't know who you are either! Don't know how you got mail from me!
__________________________
10:07am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
You must be right, b/c I donn't know who you are
__________________________
calling a truce ...
10:10am
From :
Sent :
Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49 AM
To :
conference_listserve@automated.reply.toall
Subject :
RE: Jack Bauer is out of the office.
well, if you ever get anything from me and vise versa, just delete.
__________________________
man, i didn't even include all of the other "out of office" replies that just kept on coming . i love it when adults act like 5 year olds haha . hey, here's an idea -- just delete and don't reply !!!
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